Tag: jokes
group name: firstwriteit
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August 16, 2007 06:19 PM EDT --
Two gals were college room-mates but hadn't seen each other in years. One evening they bump into each other while walking their dogs. Wanting to catch up on old times one suggests they drop into this . . . more
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February 24, 2007 03:55 PM EST --
My neighbor comes over and tells my 9 year old daughter corny jokes alot. After she left the other day, my daughter looked at me and said-
"Mommy, do you know . . . more
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June 27, 2008 02:35 PM EDT --
Does anyone really care?
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September 29, 2007 10:45 PM EDT --
These are non-copy-righted jokes.
Here are some signs and notices written in English that were
discovered throughout the world. You have to . . . more
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February 21, 2008 01:14 PM EST --
Merv Griffin's:
I will NOT be right back
after this message
Playing with names in a Ruidoso, New Mexico, cemetery:
Here lies
Johnny Yeast
Pardon me
For not rising.
A lawyer's . . . more
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November 26, 2007 03:31 PM EST --
So just a few minutes ago I read a post by someone called "Mental Hospital Phone List" or something like that. It had a ton of jokes that made fun of various mental disorders. I'm not signaling . . . more
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June 27, 2007 12:32 AM EDT --
This is a funny e-mail I received and thought I'd pass it along! Enjoy!
Man who run in front of car get tired.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* . . . more
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May 28, 2007 11:34 PM EDT --
I received this in an e-mail recently. Enjoy!
Confession is good for the soul, but bad for your career.
Xerox never comes up with anything original.
To err is human. To forgive is . . . more
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February 03, 2007 10:49 PM EST --
Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter came and took their drink order. "I would like a Sprite," said the first little piggy.
"I would like a Coke," . . . more
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August 30, 2007 10:42 PM EDT --
Because it is kinda difficult to moderate all my groups the following are no longer moderated. So post whatever and flag if necessary: postitdammit,gatherpotluck,and nospyshere.
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October 03, 2007 02:15 PM EDT --
non-copyright joke:
A Mathematician, a Biologist and a Physicist are sitting in a street cafewatching people going in and coming out of the house on the other side ofthe street.
First they see two . . . more
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July 27, 2007 04:18 PM EDT --
These are actually real live bumper stickers. I would follow someone in their car all day if they had one of these.
"Get Revenge- shit on a pigeon"
"I used to be schizo, now I'm just . . . more
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July 29, 2007 05:05 PM EDT --
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GpZpoaZaSE this is funny stuff harry in the hood.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYjUWSfj7fE Gay Harry
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCjBlRFURBI&NR=1 . . . more
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February 07, 2007 10:58 AM EST --
Dick Cheney and George W. Bush were having breakfast at the White House.
The attractive waitress asks Cheney what he would like, and he
replies, .."I'd like a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit... . . . more
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March 12, 2007 08:59 PM EDT --
Marine Corps General Reinwald was interviewed on the radio the other day and you'll love his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and children. Regardless of how you feel about gun . . . more
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August 29, 2007 04:13 PM EDT --
Thanks to everyone who have joined my four previous groups
gatherpotluck.gather.com
postitdammit.gather.com
auditionmeplease.gather.com
musicheals.gather.com
You can find my newest group at whatssofunny.gather.com . . . more
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March 07, 2007 01:43 PM EST --
This came in my e-mail. I just couldn't resist passing it on. I just about fell out of my chair...laughing
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February 27, 2007 04:26 PM EST --
My Governor can beat up your Governor. (bumper sticker)
Minnesota Slogans
1. I came, I thawed, I transferred....
2. Survive Minnesota and the rest of the World is easy.
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February 06, 2007 07:25 PM EST --
Here's a couple of jokes I found sitting in my archives. I have boo-koos of them and will be posting them as I find the time. Hope you enjoy!
I was testing the children in my Sunday school . . . more
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March 25, 2007 12:17 PM EDT --
Ok folks it is time to the gloves out!!! I want to see the best April Fools day pranks. Here is one I have in mind for my sister this year. It is her B-day as well.
I want to have two . . . more
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