Tag: jokes
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August 16, 2007 06:19 PM EDT --
Two gals were college room-mates but hadn't seen each other in years. One evening they bump into each other while walking their dogs. Wanting to catch up on old times one suggests they drop into this . . .
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June 27, 2008 02:35 PM EDT --
Does anyone really care?
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February 24, 2007 03:55 PM EST --
My neighbor comes over and tells my 9 year old daughter corny jokes alot. After she left the other day, my daughter looked at me and said-
"Mommy, do you know . . .
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August 08, 2007 06:56 PM EDT --
Two guys walk into a bar. You would think one of them would have ducked.
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What hurts more than a giraffe with a sore throat?
A centipede with sore feet!
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November 26, 2007 03:31 PM EST --
So just a few minutes ago I read a post by someone called "Mental Hospital Phone List" or something like that. It had a ton of jokes that made fun of various mental disorders. I'm not signaling . . .
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June 27, 2007 12:32 AM EDT --
This is a funny e-mail I received and thought I'd pass it along! Enjoy!
Man who run in front of car get tired.
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Man who run behind car get exhausted.
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September 19, 2009 02:13 PM EDT --
What do you get when you cross a cat with a skunk???
A stinking mad feline.
A few day ago I walked into the local Victoria's secret, And, as I was "examining" a lace teddy, a sales woman . . .
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May 28, 2008 02:58 PM EDT --
(An old joke borrowed from somewhere else , updated for the modern age.)
Is God Real?
An atheist professor was teaching a college class at Alabama and he told the class that he was going to . . .
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November 01, 2009 11:43 PM EST --
Hi all
Trick or treat Jokes. Most are from the ancient days of when I went trick or treating.
Sometimes I would tell someone else's joke first to see if they had anything as backup. . . .
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May 28, 2007 11:34 PM EDT --
I received this in an e-mail recently. Enjoy!
Confession is good for the soul, but bad for your career.
Xerox never comes up with anything original.
To err is human. To forgive is . . .
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March 10, 2009 09:48 PM EDT --
A little snippet of wisdom from George Carlin to brighten your evening:
"I don't believe there's any problem in this country, no matter how tough it is, that Americans, when they roll . . .
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February 03, 2007 10:49 PM EST --
Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter came and took their drink order. "I would like a Sprite," said the first little piggy.
"I would like a Coke," . . .
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April 11, 2007 10:28 PM EDT --
I recieved this in an e-mail, and HAD to share! Some may be offended, but I thought was fabulous!
"I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:
A half-gallon of 2% milk,
A carton of . . .
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February 07, 2007 10:58 AM EST --
Dick Cheney and George W. Bush were having breakfast at the White House.
The attractive waitress asks Cheney what he would like, and he
replies, .."I'd like a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit... . . .
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February 26, 2007 02:09 PM EST --
Words that Really Should Exist from A to Z
Abracadabbler: an amateur magician.
Badaptation: a bad movie version of a good book.
Carbage: the trash found in your automobile.
Dadicated: being the best . . .
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August 30, 2007 10:42 PM EDT --
Because it is kinda difficult to moderate all my groups the following are no longer moderated. So post whatever and flag if necessary: postitdammit,gatherpotluck,and nospyshere.
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August 04, 2007 12:57 PM EDT --
Plaster of Parish
A crumbling old church building needed remodeling, so, during his sermon, the preacher made an impassioned appeal looking directly at the richest man in town. At the end of the sermon, . . .
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July 27, 2007 04:18 PM EDT --
These are actually real live bumper stickers. I would follow someone in their car all day if they had one of these.
"Get Revenge- shit on a pigeon"
"I used to be schizo, now I'm just . . .
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February 27, 2007 04:26 PM EST --
My Governor can beat up your Governor. (bumper sticker)
Minnesota Slogans
1. I came, I thawed, I transferred....
2. Survive Minnesota and the rest of the World is easy.
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March 15, 2009 08:22 PM EDT --
Another quick snippet from one of my favorite, now-deceased, comedians:
"A long time ago in England a guy named Thomas Culpepper was hanged, beheaded, quartered, and disemboweled. Why do I have . . .
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