Tag: funny
group name: firstwriteit
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November 06, 2009 08:54 PM EST --
This new comedy series has to be one of the funniest I've seen in a long time. Not just because Ed O'Neil is on here. The characters that are portrayed are amazing. Please tell . . .
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January 12, 2008 12:51 PM EST --
Okay, . . .
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January 13, 2008 01:10 PM EST --
I anxiously glance at the clock; it's 7:45. Only 5 more minutes and I can leave. The first store I'm going to hit opens at eight, so I have to leave at 7:50. If I drive . . .
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January 11, 2007 07:09 PM EST --
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it is too dark to read.
~Groucho Marx~
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February 10, 2007 07:03 PM EST --
Kids go from one extreme to the other. First they want a dinner at the toilet because they love it so much. Have you ever seen a 3 year old drag a sleeping bag to the potty? It gives . . .
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February 18, 2008 01:06 PM EST --
( This is meant in fun, so if you're easily offended, don't read!)
Husbands are funny creatures! Not "ha-ha" funny, but just plain baffling ( or weird, you choose). . . .
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December 14, 2008 06:58 PM EST --
My daughter and I are watching a movie on the Sci-fi channel. In it some hula dancers are dancing around in coconut bras. A question popped in my head.- ( I can't help it, I have weird thoughts sometimes . . .
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January 14, 2008 02:01 PM EST --
There were coupons for soy joy bars in the paper. Why they include the word "joy" in the title, I'll never know. Is the taste supposed to send a burst of happiness across your . . .
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January 14, 2008 07:16 PM EST --
Do you know what happens to a coupon after it's been used at the store? Have you ever heard of the coupon ranch? Oh, it's a magical place!
After you give . . .
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January 19, 2008 10:26 AM EST --
I had to trudge a mile from the parking lot to the front of the store. Once inside, I couldn't help but witness the chaos. People were running from aisle to aisle, climbing over each . . .
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October 31, 2008 11:03 AM EDT --
I had to share this:
I threw out a couple of playboy magazines that my hubby had in the closet. They were in the bottom of the garbage can, not in a bag, so I knew when the can got dumped . . .
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January 04, 2007 07:58 PM EST --
Housewives should revolt! Do you realize how hard that job is? All these people run for office, but do you see anyone running for a 4 year term as housewife? I can just see the winning . . .
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March 23, 2008 05:23 PM EDT --
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February 24, 2007 03:55 PM EST --
My neighbor comes over and tells my 9 year old daughter corny jokes alot. After she left the other day, my daughter looked at me and said-
"Mommy, do you know . . .
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April 16, 2007 01:33 PM EDT --
I decided to water the new shrubs. As I turned on the hose in the driveway, I looked over at my car and decided it needed washing.
As I started toward the garage, I noticed the mail on the
table . . .
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March 15, 2007 02:13 AM EDT --
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde.
The blonde cop asked to see the blonde's driver's license. . . .
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February 11, 2007 11:37 AM EST --
When did chicken nuggets become a food group? According to my daughter, it's the most important part of her diet. (What part of the chicken is a nugget, anyway?) Add fries and a . . .
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February 13, 2008 05:04 PM EST --
(I'm republishing some of my old poems)
Why is it, everytime
I try to take a drive
My husband acts like it's a crime
And grateful to arrive?
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May 20, 2008 10:01 AM EDT --
(republished for spotlighting)
I had an easy labor.
I had an easy labor.
I have to say it twice because I'm still trying to convince myself. . . .
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June 05, 2008 08:25 AM EDT --
Dear Hapless Housewife,
Recently I decided to draw up a Will, to disperse my estate after I'm gone. During a survey of my belongings, I found 122 books of Trading Stamps from the . . .
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